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To verkuentzel sth

The act of wasting a clear scoring opportunity mostly in football, especially open-netters.
"Hahaha! Look at Crouchy! He and his team-mates clearly verkuentzel every single chance today! No wonder, with that fighting giraffe in your line-up!"
by boomjamin December 9, 2008
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Pirate versus Ninja

A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?

Person 2: Uh... Ninja?

Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?

Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.

Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
by What are you? May 18, 2006
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vermus

A word for a self-centered, entitled weenie; used most often in Britain but thanks to the marvels of the internet has become more widespread.

Vermusses also tend to be sexually-confused, clingy and possessive, treating every day of their life like a poorly-written soap opera.
"Oh god no one loves me and I hate everyone they're all awful but I love you please accept me and validate my life."
-A typical vermus.
by The Fifty-First Shade March 12, 2014
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Verbulate

means of communicating with verbs not words; when your across the room from someone make obscene gestures to communicate what you want to say.
He verbulated his need to get laid by pelvic thrusting the chair.
by Alfanzorific October 3, 2011
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The sign of someone's extremes boredom. They mash the middle of their keyboard resulting in lots is VNJIFVJINREVINJREVNIJERINJVEFs
Gerald must be bored. He defined "verbuiviebrhvverbhivrebihvrebihervibhrbevhivribehirbehvbihrevbrviehbuirevrieun"
by Maffoo December 5, 2016
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Versus

Versus...bruh..
by Snujobs September 28, 2019
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row versus wade

The infamous and hotly-debated controversy over shallow-water navigational methods which pitted the skiff/dinghy dealers against the hip-boot manufacturers. On the one hand, it is indeed simpler and easier to paddle ("row") a punt around the shoreline as opposed to slogging heavily ("wading") through the mud, but the boat tends to scrape bottom whenever there's anyone sitting in it. This dilemma was further exacerbated back in the mid-20th century with the advent of the notoriously-unreliable Sears&Rowback outboard motor, which often necessitated both paddling AND squish-squooshing over pebbly jagged-seashell-flecked muck to return to the dock from whence you came.
The U.S. Supreme Court was obliged to delay judgement on the "row versus wade" debate pending further developments; they promised to rule on the case once humans gained control over tidal movements.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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