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valentine's day

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.
Valentine's Day sucks ass.
by C & B February 15, 2004
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Jill Valentine

A hot chick in the Resident Evil games. She's tallented, hot, sexy, cool and slick. Appears on RE1 and RE3, last escape. She also makes an apperance on Resident Evil:Apocalypse.
Jill Valentine is the hottest game chick, EVARRR!
by Matt Fleischhauer March 4, 2005
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valentine's day

AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.
Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.
by ophiolite April 9, 2006
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Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi February 18, 2007
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Valentine's Day

A commercialized holiday that is designed to make you and your "significant other" fall in love even more. Or, gives you the opportunity to tell your "crush" that you love them and what not. But really just ends up making 90% of the population depressed and lonely. Also causing a lot of girls to get typical gifts with no originality whatsoever because they advertise every girl wanting a rose and a box of chocolates.
Him: "Here honey I bought you a dozen roses"
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.
by Amer February 14, 2005
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Valentine's Day Tree

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"
by Al Benedict February 5, 2008
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Valentines Day

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.
It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.
by Crunch Buckets February 9, 2008
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