If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
by Chrillen October 31, 2011
Get the Valentines Daymug. a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
by nonya bizz February 21, 2010
Get the Valentines Daymug. by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023
Get the Valentine's Daymug. when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.
single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
Get the Valentines day.mug. Your an idiot.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's daymug.