When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
by Wifey 7643279 January 09, 2021
Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"
by KP$ September 27, 2006
The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.
person 1: Guess what I did last night.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen
Person 2: aww thats nasty
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen
Person 2: aww thats nasty
by Blackman in Maryport August 04, 2014
Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 03, 2016
by neu December 09, 2003
person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?
person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
by bader February 26, 2006