by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010
by Mizfitmakeupartist May 19, 2009
Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and....
Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.
Guy 1: Really, ok then.
Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.
Guy 1: Really, ok then.
by Sciv August 06, 2009
by swagmeanings June 24, 2011
by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021
Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
by dvso November 08, 2009
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
by likeordie November 15, 2011