Twelve

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".

"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."

by CringyKrypton June 4, 2018

Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve

Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door

by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017

Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite

Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!

by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019

seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot

Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?

by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018

Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.

A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye

by slang_1 December 28, 2014

Mega-twelve

A twelve year old that acts older then they are

My daughter is so mega-twelve

by Lolaoliviabell October 21, 2025