Bathtub Treatment

The Bathtub Treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away. Once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. The advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for sex after proper preparation. In order to prepare for sex with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. This is accomplished by placing a standard Ball Park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. Once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the vagina where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. After about ten minutes, your favorite vagina is ready for sex. Due to the hot dog's grease and warmth, the vagina is now wet and eager for you engorged penis. At this point, you should have sex, then clean yourself and your partner. Replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. Remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. Investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.

After the death of Alicia, Kavan moved quickly to perform the Bathtub Treatment correctly.

by Fucked_her_rotten February 26, 2011

Gasper Treatment

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!


That is sooooo owned!!!

Better than being jimmed lol

by Liquid-Cesium March 15, 2005

Silent Treatment

Saying to someone "you don't matter" without saying it

"Mom, please just talk to me. Please."

Mom: ...silent treatment for days and days

by Witchywoman8899 June 6, 2022

Dutch Treatment

Pissing on someone's shoulders

That bitch was so great with her tounge, afterwards I gave her a Dutch Treatment

by J Senni April 19, 2006

spa treatment

The act of multiple male orgasms on a person's face, resulting in an exfoliating facial mask.

The touring band was extremely bored backstage, so they invited a groupie backstage for an epic spa treatment.

by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 18, 2013

stall treatment

the act of having sex in a public bathroom. the sex can be oral or otherwise and is usually homosexual.

"hey you look happy today, whats up?"
"i just gave rob the stall treatment. he wont be able to walk right for awhile"
"horrorshow!"

by xxxLilliMunster August 4, 2009

The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.

"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.

by Fernandon October 16, 2008