Travelling fat

An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.

Got a major Travelling fat on the school bus. Dayna saw it and tried to suck me off!!

by Mofgan February 5, 2008

jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.

Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.

by Nick TQ September 20, 2005

Jill-of-all-trades

1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.

2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades

Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.

Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.

Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.

by EYaters May 1, 2008

Trajesty

A logical combination of "tragic" and "travesty". Otherwise known as a false or distorted representation of extreme distress or sorrow.

Shaniqua, yo baby's daddy's death was such a trajesty... that nigga had it comin' when he was out dere fuckin' dem hos day afta day. Bitch had it comin'...

by lordremus May 5, 2010

chan brothers travels

A Singaporean guy who cannot stop talking about how much he hates Singapore even though he hasn't lived anywhere else. Likes complaining about stereotypical things like the lack fo muhh freedoms. Also cannot stop talking about his "life changing" back packing trips to the west.

Pei Wei is so chan brothers travels he hasn't been able to shut up about getting high on the golden gate brige since he got back. Fucking annoying sia!

by funkytits March 1, 2021

Travellers Bum

After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.

Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"

by Onkey Urwin July 1, 2011