toucher de l'herbe

toucher de l'herbe (noun) - one who enjoys or has touched grass in their lifetimes at least once; one who actually goes outside and enjoys the world outside
toucher de l'herbe (adjective) - with the ability to enjoy the outside world
toucher de l'herbe (verb) - to touch or have had touched grass; to enjoy real life
toucher de l'herbe (adverb) - in a way completed while touching grass

Holy cow! There's no need to be toucher de l'herbe here! I can't believe you fell for it!

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 7, 2020

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo February 25, 2011

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher December 30, 2011