when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009
Get the turkey touchermug. When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
Get the toilet touchermug. by Happy125 August 17, 2024
Get the puppy touchermug. 1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes
2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent
2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent
by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022
Get the Touchermug. One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.
Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.
Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.
Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!
Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!
Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?
by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014
Get the donkey touchermug. This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
Get the Jerk-wad ball touchermug. A very rare name pronounced (Two-cher).
People with this name are usually into a variety of sports and are talented at anything they want to be good at. He is good looking but doesn’t like to draw attention with his looks. He is very loud and energetic around their friends but are very quiet when around others. He acts like he’s stupid but others know that he’s actually very smart. Touchers usually get picked on the most in groups and never stands up for themselves because of this they are easy targets. He likes being alone but also enjoys the company of others. He doesn’t have a best friend but he has many friends. No one really understands Toucher and they don’t really seem to care about understanding him either. Once you get to know a him better he can be a bright person. He usually never asks for help and doesn’t really like expressing his true feelings that much. All he wants is to be special to someone and have someone that he can talk to comfortably about his true feelings. He cares lot about the people around him and tries to help others them without them knowing. He may be a little weird and goofy at times but overall he is a nice guy. If you find a Toucher, give him a chance. He doesn’t like letting go.
People with this name are usually into a variety of sports and are talented at anything they want to be good at. He is good looking but doesn’t like to draw attention with his looks. He is very loud and energetic around their friends but are very quiet when around others. He acts like he’s stupid but others know that he’s actually very smart. Touchers usually get picked on the most in groups and never stands up for themselves because of this they are easy targets. He likes being alone but also enjoys the company of others. He doesn’t have a best friend but he has many friends. No one really understands Toucher and they don’t really seem to care about understanding him either. Once you get to know a him better he can be a bright person. He usually never asks for help and doesn’t really like expressing his true feelings that much. All he wants is to be special to someone and have someone that he can talk to comfortably about his true feelings. He cares lot about the people around him and tries to help others them without them knowing. He may be a little weird and goofy at times but overall he is a nice guy. If you find a Toucher, give him a chance. He doesn’t like letting go.
“Oh hey, isn’t that Toucher over there? Let’s go say hi.”
“Toucher could you close my door on your way out? Thanks.”
“Toucher could you close my door on your way out? Thanks.”
by woohimoohi November 20, 2023
Get the Touchermug.