Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.

Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!

by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010

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toothbrush

Any "thing which must not be spoken of".

Omg..I have salami, but it's a toothbrush.

by PG May 28, 2004

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When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.

I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth

by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010

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Toothbrush Beachhead

The point in a new relationship after spending the night a few times where a toothbrush is left over at the significant other's place for use the next morning, hence establishing a beachhead for further invasion. This can either be a good or bad thing depending on the person.

Good: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Pretty good, I established a toothbrush beachhead last week and plan on sending in more supplies next week."

Bad: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Not good, she established a toothbrush beachhead so I had to call in an air strike and ditch it in the trash."

by Anton Vettel October 28, 2010

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toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.

John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"

by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016

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