Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 08, 2018

Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.

If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.

by Matt R ' January 12, 2013

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

toot sweet

Quickly, immediately, at once. This word is a corruption of the French ‘tout de suite’, which literally means 'all at once'

When his ex girlfriend arrived, he got out of there toot sweet!

by Manywaters February 02, 2007

Toot it and boot it

hit it and quit it

Yeah man, I'd toot it and boot it.

by Ms.Toot&Boot November 13, 2010

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

toots adorbs

very cute or fashionable

that outfit is toots adorbs!

by stacylondonlover2 February 13, 2011