Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.

TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!

by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022

Tom

Tom is an absolute sexy demon and is loyal to all his homies.

Tom is cool

by 69420KidsInTheBasement42069 October 27, 2020

Tom

Tom is a kind and funny guy who shows that he loves to play shoe tag with the muppets at lunch, however, inside he does not feel like playing shoe tag... In fact, he believes that shoe tag is a fuck up of a game and a waste of time. Sitting on a 'no thot zone' bench most lunchtimes, Tom is the kind of guy you want to be. Tom does what he wants and no one can tell him what to do. Tom may or may not be a 'Fuffa' this is because you may find that your Tom is interested in kissing boys for fun sometimes, wearing dresses and having a pink toothbrush!!! The list could expand but I don't want to target any Tom in particular but instead, I want to aim this at all the Toms out there reading this right now. I hope they know for themselves that being named makes you an extraordinary guy. And having the courage to say to people "call me Tom' when your name is actually Thomas is just utterly respectable. This also links to the point that Tom always does what he wants and just doesn't give a fuck about the haters. Somersby's are a large part in his life and if you don't know what they are then you are truly a fuck up and a fake ass friend. Love ya TOMBAAAAA

Boy 1- "fuck there goes Tom shooting hoops from a weird angle again..... Why can't I be more like him :("

Girl 1- "holy shit! Did you see Toms hair when he runs?!"
Girl 2- "I know!!!! He looks like a living, breathing 21st century Jesus!!!!!"

by shanfan69 May 27, 2019

Tom

Plays Roblox and is the best person alive. Is loved by everyone he meets especially defaults. is a noob at fortnite and has ayoutube channel called Tjplays. Add himon discord called zuronto.

Tom is a noob

by mozborne05 March 21, 2019

Tom

Tom is a very childish man who is very fun and cares for everyone.Tom gives his nieces money and spoils them so much. Tom is going to have a baby who will be so beautiful and a close close brother , he often dresses in a shirt and tracksuit bottoms, even though tom is lazy he still does the cleaning and washing for his girlfriend. If u have tom in your life keep him for lifeeee

Niece:can I have some money please
Tom:sure u can

Pearson:wow why is he giving his nieces so much money what a childish man
His gf:yes ikr

by Rutothebooo December 13, 2019

Tom

dumbass

Tom's a dumbass

by tomll_ October 21, 2020

Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021