TJ

Tape Job.

The tape on a hockey stick.

Bro 1: Hey bro that’s a nice TJ you got there, did ya do it yourself?

Bro 2: Hell yeah I just got this new white tape, she’s looking pretty sick isn’t she.

by Iridium2 September 4, 2020

TJ

A really kindhearted kid who has a lot of interest in geography and really likes the Germans.

Kid 1, "hey look at him he's a TJ." Kid 2 "he likes Germans."

by IIAsianOG October 15, 2018

TJ

"A Tentacle Job" - When receiving the equivalent of a hand job, only from a being that has tentacles.

"Oh Dude! I was with this crazy alien squid chick last night, she gives the absolute best TJ."

by D-Plam February 26, 2009

TJ

A low life mutha fucker who thinks he's a super human. He is extremely anti social, and is afraid of balloons. The word TJ could also mean "shriveled mangled small dick"

Guy: Stop being a pussy you little TJ.
Girl: My boyfriends hot and all, but he has such a TJ!

by T.J.. October 28, 2014

tj

a boy who willingly submits himself to being plowed by his dad

"Wow, his dad has sex with him and he likes it? What a tj!"

by doomcoon July 7, 2018

Tj's

a punk rock venue where many legendary bands have played including, rancid, bad brains, naked raygun, husker du, misfits etc. only let down by friday nights

"fucking hell they play shit music on friday nights dont they"

by punk rocker March 27, 2003

TJ's

Nice junk food. Sometimes pisses me off when they dont deliver that fine shit.

Erm tjs? i told u i wanted da small fries bitch!

by lets go straight to da motherfuckin source and see wot we can find May 1, 2005