Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.

My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.

by KappaD June 25, 2016

thunder cunt

Valerie watson

Valerie yoy are a thunder cunt

by jake jason November 28, 2016

Thunder-cunt

Someone who is such a raging cunt that just cunt can't define how much of an obnoxious ass hat they are

I hate Garry he's such a thunder-cunt

by Thunderballs69420 December 10, 2021

Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!

Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!

by bigsalv January 27, 2013

Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025

Thunder Cunt

Some who takes being a cunt to a whole new level.as if it was a profession. Generally someone who also looks like they live at mcdonalds

-That chick fucked like 6 guys, all of them came in her, and then she had me go down on her!
-Fucking THUNDER CUNT

by krazyazzwhiteboy April 18, 2017

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021