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My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch
Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.
by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020
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My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery
by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022
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my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting
teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years
by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020
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my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
by taint washer May 23, 2023
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My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death
by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021
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