perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.

Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.

by Jayeverell August 22, 2021

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geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.

While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.

by Sir.silk August 25, 2023

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