A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
by Professor Murder March 10, 2005
Get the lobster clawmug. by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005
Get the Crotch Lobstermug. When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down
by masterquief69 March 7, 2011
Get the maine lobstermug. An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
by frick1 February 24, 2010
Get the Lobster backmug. -------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!
Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
by hdevonxz September 7, 2008
Get the red lobstermug. The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
by Steve.RedFox August 6, 2007
Get the lobster cockmug. Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.
Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.
by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008
Get the lobster mafiamug.