Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.

Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!

by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020

Willy Wonka Flip

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.

Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

by cunt roll January 2, 2019

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.

1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."

by garbagefight June 30, 2025

Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.

My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.

by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021

Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever

Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half

by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience

A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.

The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!

by Thanks, obama. March 1, 2024