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the somalian smuggler

The act of inserting your finger into the anus of a woman, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position. Invented at the june bug boogie by a drunk biker.
Bro, if she is a keeper, turn her around, slide a finger in her chilly ring while she cowgirls. That's the Somalian smuggler. That's how to work that booty.
by Lil fox July 3, 2017
mugGet the the somalian smugglermug.

Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.
Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!
by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018
mugGet the Cum-smugglermug.

Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
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booty smuggler

One thay has such a nice ass that one must concealed said ass until #BWW (booty watch Wednesday) is upon them.

Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler
Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler
by Drios February 26, 2014
mugGet the booty smugglermug.

pigeon smugglers

I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !
by snaptacular February 4, 2009
mugGet the pigeon smugglersmug.

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.
I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.
by crack pageant August 8, 2010
mugGet the junk smugglermug.

bone-smuggler

The New York Post got into a lot of trouble recently with a story insinuating that ex-Dodgers pitcher Sandy Koufax might be a bone-smuggler.
by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003
mugGet the bone-smugglermug.

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