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Junk Pouch

Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.
Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!

Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.
by Bill Arther November 5, 2012
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pouch crouch

The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.
I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:
by Sasuke pwn3r August 20, 2012
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sugar pouch

when a woman bends over in a thong and her vagina forms a pouch of flesh and cotton material.
Ryan: Tony, tell everyone about the sugar pouch.
Tony: well when a woman in a thong bends over and her vagina forms a pouch in which i move the thong to the side and spit in her twat. after that i put my entire mouth over the pouch and suck like no tommorrow.
by anthony macaluso October 1, 2006
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cock-pouch

that girl is a cock-pouch
by ryan methorst September 3, 2003
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Pouch Game

Game where you hide small objects in your foreskin and people have to figure out what's hidden by touching it.
Gargas went down to the Castro District with a marble in his foreskin to see if anyone wanted to play the pouch game.
by adalkurto July 31, 2009
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skank pouch

1. Another Word for Slut Bag
2. A Uterus
3. The best insult to throw someone off guard because nobody uses it.
1: Sally: Gosh Miranda you're such a Skank Pouch!
Miranda: Whatever you Twat Waffle!
2. I hate my period, I just wanna rip out my skank pouch!
3. Suzie: I can't believe you slept with him! You.... SKANK POUCH!
Molly: Well... what? ...oh crap i'm so caught off guard, nobody has ever called me that before.
by theatregeek517 August 28, 2009
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dank pouch

1) a small and usually hidden sack monks would wear to keep their gold or belongings inside.

2) scrotum; nut sack; testicle bag

3) weed bag
yo you got that dank pouch?

yea its 20 bucks my man
by d0pe June 9, 2009
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