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Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.
Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
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Adam Marron Lawnmower

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either
Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth
Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022
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Lawnmowered

I was totally lawnmowered last night...
by SalmonJack May 13, 2015
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Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
by gongjio January 31, 2023
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Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.
by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022
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