Jordan

Jordan's usually have blue eyes brownish Blonde hair . He can usually be found working at sonic .

Wow look there's Jordan

by Casecase67 August 29, 2017

Jordan

A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.

Me: Hey Jordan wanna get a cup of coffee?
Jordan: Nah I would rather suck some dick, sorry

by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 2, 2019

Jordan

Oversized orangutan

What a Jordan

by Mr.Me(mystery) January 29, 2018

Jordan

A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.

Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.

by QuinnRaven January 10, 2020

Jordan

The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3

"My Jordan is the better then any other Jordan's in the world"

by ~ Bbygirl August 8, 2016

jordan

a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl

wow, look at that jordan

by gobulls4432 September 24, 2011

jordan

must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!

Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!

Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan

by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011