anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

tacticular

Tacticular - A being who is infinitely gay.


As opposed to straight.

Look at ole' Tacticular over there. I bet him and Tulli ALL UP INS.

iWhen I die, burrah me in Wayne Countay High.

by Kyle Crews September 20, 2004

Testicularly Recessive

When it's so cold outside your balls suck up into your body.

"Ball freezingly cold"

"Dude... It's testicularly recessive outside."

by Gary O. December 27, 2007

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

testicular cancer in the head

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person

"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."

by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021

tentacular

adj.
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening

"George was a tentacular jerk last night; he must have managed to touch my butt ten times in the course of an hour."

by tentacular March 4, 2010

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006