Skip to main content

Teenager

1. A human between the ages of 13 and 19.

2. The reason why the Internet is a cultural wasteland.
1. Billy is 16 years old. Billy is a teenager.

2. "Hai im billy lol this is mai Xanga I want errebody 2 read my XANGA bcause i ma cool cuz I ply CSS an im fukkin gooD WIT the AK and i got A GiRlFrIeNd nd we Kis all th TIme OLOL bUt Im hellA depresD An D the Wo RLd Fukkin suxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!"
by HotnBothered April 15, 2006
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Teenager

A grumpy and moody being who is often in their own world. Sometimes anti socal and often giggles at nothing.
There are many kinds of teenager but a certain kind is depressed often
by Goose March 16, 2004
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Teenager

people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:

1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)

most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:

1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can

relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!

2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)

3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)

4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
by conservative February 11, 2007
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Teenager

An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.
Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
by AQ July 20, 2008
mugGet the Teenagermug.

teenager

Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.
Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.
by jenny October 4, 2004
mugGet the teenagermug.

Teenager

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.
Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...
by StraightFMan August 19, 2004
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Share this definition