in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 2, 2024
Get the teapot candymug. by Topsyboy December 18, 2023
Get the Topsy Teapotmug. The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
by Curly smurf July 28, 2017
Get the Mexican teapotmug. Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage
Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm
by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023
Get the English teapotmug. A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
Get the Dirty Teapotmug. A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
by Teapotlord August 7, 2016
Get the Teapotmug. by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
Get the Teapotmug.