"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."
by Siddownshaddap May 13, 2004
Get the tart cartmug. same thing as a poptart but in the form of a stick, made for when your in a hurry you can just grab one and go.
"Man i cant eat we are in to much of a hurry, oh wait, drew, grab me a go tart", "Strawberry or Chocolate", "Strawberry Please", "Here you go Benny" "Thanks Drew Brew, your the best!"
by Drew Aaron July 11, 2006
Get the Go Tartmug. British slag for heart.
by Dr Murdoch September 4, 2010
Get the Strawberry Tartmug. A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.
by MrHeath March 6, 2020
Get the tart orangemug. A beautifully crafted vagina, akin to a dessert or tart, not overly crusty on the outside with a moist and juicy centre
"Man, she had tasty quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
by Quimgella Lawson March 4, 2012
Get the Quim Tartmug. 
Media Tarts are known to sit behind a computer well into the early hours researching a variety of news and topics to write on their media tart blog or magazine, or on social media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
it's 4am - Where's the Media Tart? She's probably writing her media tart blog and fallen asleep on the computer.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
by Madame Chameleon February 5, 2013
Get the MEDIA TARTmug.