i can transform ya

what chris brown said to rihanna before he transformed her face

*chris brown and rihanna in the lambo*

rihanna: i have herpes

chris brown: bitch!!!! i can transform ya i can transform ya

rihanna: transform what?

chris brown: YO FACE NIGGA!!!!!

rihanna: ahhhhh !!!!

*pimp slap; starts biting, choking, and punching*

by its almost new years in 19 min January 1, 2010

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Transformers More Than Meets The Eye (MTMTE)

When the war ended, Rodimus prime and his crew set-off on their Starship "The Lost Light" to find the Knights of Cybertron, The Engines unfortunately malfunctioned, and almost everyone was blasted off into outer-space. The Survivors of the Lost light came looking for the Crew that disappeared, which Skids, a theoretician was invited onto the Lost Light. A lot happened in between, but then the Dark Cybertron Series was released, and it featured Shockwave making a duplicate of Metroplex, the Necro-titan, to attack or to hold off the Autobots and The Decepticons while they are trying to prevent Shockwave From Ruling all over the universe. That is when Megatron, tortured, ripped in half, and turned into a portal by Shocwave, comes in. He formed an alliance with the autobot Bumblebee to stop Shockwave from accomplishing his plan. Someone in the scene that figured out a way to stop the Necro-titan (forgot his name, sorry!) But it is required with Metroplex's Thumb, which was found in space. Megatron, with his new ability to teleport, he teleported Metroplex's thumb into Metroplex's palm, and somehow healing him and the other's around him, defeating the Necro-titan in the process. After that, Shockwave murdered Bumblebee by blasting a hole right through Bumblebee's chest. Megatron then furiously battled Shockwave. After "A Lot Of Things", Megatron then decided to become an Autobot.

Transformers More than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) is one of the Best Comic Books Ever!

by Megabombs May 25, 2018

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Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007

Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.

We should all try to be like him

I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!

by Gamerboy Afif December 15, 2022

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pharma nazi (transformers)

a pharma nazi is a person who thinks they know everything about pharma (transformers) and corrects people for stupid shit

normal human: "dude I love pharma"

pharma nazi (transformers): "actually *blah blah blah* 🤓☝️"

person who forgot how to spell pharma: "I love farma, he's so cool"
pharma nazi: "🤓☝️ it's actually pharma you stupid idiot butthead"

person who likes pharma: "I love pharma!"

pharma nazi: "I LOVE HIM MORE STAY AWAY FROM HIM I WILL RIP THE LEGS FROM YOUR BODY AND FUCKING KILL YOU I LOVE HIM IM IN LOVE WITH HIM HE IS MINE I AM HIM. I AM PHARMA I LOVE PHARMA AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME FOR I LOVE PHARMA MORE THAN I LOVE MY WIFE. MY WHOLE FAMILY MOVED TO ALASKA BUT I DIDNT, I LIVE IN A VAN WITH ALL MY PHARMA FIGURES BECAUSE I LOVE PHARMA HOLY SHIT IM GETTING A BONER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT I LOVE PHARMA OH MY JESUS CHRIST ALL MIGHTY I LOVEEEEE PHARMAAAAAAAA WOOOOHOOOOO"

Person who likes pharma: "Jesus dude you're a bit of a pharma nazi"

by DEMIPLIERR June 11, 2023

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