Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo

WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE

by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020

Tortilla Dip

The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger

Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.

by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

sos una tortilla

latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.

-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too

-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever

by latamdraco7hekeeper December 5, 2021

Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.

"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch

by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022

tobacco tortilla

Another thing to say when your to ashamed that you smoke Rollies around girls, so you go outside and say your having a Tobacco Tortilla.

Hey, sorry but i have to go outside for a Tobacco Tortilla.

"Whats a Tobacco Tortilla"
just something that relieves the Stress hun xx

by JG-U-Better-Pray-Ghee June 11, 2019

Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024