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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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Torqued

Torqued, as in physically strong, sturdy or buff much like the torque of a car.
"Jeez, can you believe how torqued Travis Willingham is!? The dude is SWOLE!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean??"
by Splambo February 8, 2025
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corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.
Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
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Torqued

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital
by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023
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Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?
Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?
by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021
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German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
by JAbedtime June 21, 2025
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Torque Booster (HVAC)

A basic capacitor that has a large mark up in price. A term used by shady HVAC companies to trick customers into overpaying for a regular capacitor.
The Torque Booster (HVAC) in your air conditioner is bad and it'll be $599 to replace it.
by Goof Juice June 8, 2025
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