Torqued

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital
by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023
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Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 02, 2020
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corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.
Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 23, 2013
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