cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

ThunderCunt

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt

Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Thundercunted

A term used to describe a person who high as fuck while been surrounded by some of the greatest people on earth, and has a complete feeling of been absolutely wasted, in a space where space and time no longer have any effect and the people you are with just make you feel so special, that they alter the earths meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms of internal peace and absolute euphoria.

I feel so thundercunted.

by Thefrerk June 6, 2022