Lying Sasquatch

Lying Sasquatch is a horrible evil shameless creature, whom waved its evil eye at us yelling Fake new,. This awful thing is also know as Sarah (Huckabee) Sanders, it came from Mike Huckabee

Who is Lying Sasquatch talking At with each eye

by Socialassassain September 13, 2019

Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.

Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?

by BigKountry April 14, 2021

Angry Sasquatch

The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.

That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!

by Big Freak January 5, 2009

Sasquatch Weave

v.: The act of finding a hair in your food/drink

adj.: A method of describing the forest of a muff cabbage you just walked away from

aww dude sasquatch weave, fuck man im out

by SiXAXiSMoFo December 29, 2010

Tony the Sasquatch

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.

"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."

by court the dort August 24, 2009

Sneaky Sasquatch

When one with a hairy butt hole has an unexpected dump sneak up on them and make them poop their pants

Tanner: Man Josh told me a joke that made me laugh so hard I found a sneaky sasquatch in my pants

by shatster5.0 October 22, 2010

Sasquatch Shit

The kind of shit where you have been living off of only bagels and granola for about a week and when you have overcome the epic battle of shitting this monster you have no choice but to wipe with a pinecone or sharp stone, because that is all you can find. Usually occurs in the Colorado Rocky Mountains on hiking or rock climbing trips.

On the hiking trip I had the hugest Sasquatch Shit evuurrrrrrr!!

by Sassy-squatch December 31, 2009