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Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.
Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.
by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018
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Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid
“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
by biggest z January 27, 2024
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Midwest Princess

A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.
Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.
by ShutupSitdown June 22, 2022
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Midwest Fuckhead

These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares
You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay
by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023
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Midwest RipRyder

Group of friends in Nebraska Who choose not to be affiliated with a gang but are together because of there dead friends and family.
" i am a midwest RipRyder I choose this group of people because color or boundries me nothing to me!"
by kasper the friendly ghost November 20, 2009
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Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
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Midwest tourist town

Often have a mix of old buildings, old buildings with newer interior, and newer buildings with older interior selling adult (vulgar not sus) products, local foods, rip off toys, and playing 80s pop music
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
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