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Jensen

Jensen is a kind, funny, sometimes weird, and has your back. He loves to find a way to make your day. He likes to meet new people and puts himself out there for others to see. He will stick up for his friends no matter what. He loves to try new things. And he would be a great boyfriend.
Girl:Jensen is so cool!
Boy: Yea, he is one of my friends.
by anonymous January 6, 2021
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Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.
Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.
by himothy69420 December 4, 2024
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jensen

a roadman who likes to sit on a bin
girl : "omg whos that sat on the bin "

person: "jensen ofcourse!"
by dapperwispp November 23, 2021
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