Bronx Science Fight Club

The "fight club" started by Bronx Science students, presumably for fun, that got stupidly busted. Parents freaked out and acted like the school had a massive gang presence or crime scene, when in reality, it was a bunch of kids who didn't even fight but just pushed each other, threw a couple punches (that didn't even really do much damage), and tackled each other (a bit). It in no way was like the movie, Fight Club, that gave the group its name. Despite the school taking responsibility for the persecution of the club (and later the NYPD), the fights took place on PUBLIC PROPERTY, meaning the school didn't have the full obligation to follow through on the club. It was discovered via posts onto social media of fights, which, as anyone who watched the movie knows, breaks the most important rule of fight club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. Later on, there were requests for such media for evidence, AND IT WAS SENT. This kind of egotistical stupidity due to insecurities about one's own "bravado" epitomizes white, urban, male culture (not necessarily suggesting all the members of the club were white).

Point is, if you're gonna do something like this, at least be real about it.

"Hey, did ya hear about the Bronx Science Fight Club? I heard a kid got arrested, and they weren't even fighting!"

"Yeah man, schools, the government, and parents are way too neurotic, nowadays; the kids were being dumb about it, though, so I'm not really sympathizing."

by JayBlack October 30, 2016

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Bronx High School of Science

Synonymous with insomnia, stress, mental instability, and in some cases suicide.

Zombie infestation in the basement and on the third floor of Bronx High School of Science.

by bxscizombie May 17, 2011

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A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024

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Bebe bronx

bebe is typically white with blue eyes. she's 9 feet tall and hangs around short people to feel more powerful. they're uwu girls and talk to guys with weird names like jimmy and juneil. but despite dating guys with the same name as some pedos, she also falls in love with every girl that makes eye contact with her. Not many people know that if you sit on her lap you would most definitely feel a heart beat. be careful with her she may cut you throat for fun or just to see what its like.

Friend 1 : oh my god I was talking to bebe bronx on the phone and she called her father "daddy"

Friend 2 : Yeah I was there

Friend 1 : It was disGUStang

Friend 2 : I mean I wouldn't mind being called daddy

Friend 1 : ...

by thatotheronechick September 15, 2020

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