Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Alaskan interchange

Like an Alaskan pipeline using a rubber glove.

I made an Alaskan interchange and my shit split 5 ways

by the san diegan August 1, 2018

Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.

Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.

by My gf dick February 3, 2022

alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.

"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"

by Peter Burke July 11, 2015

Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears

Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"

by Fwcamz March 1, 2022

Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow

1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.

by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017