The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)
While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017
When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
by Fwcamz March 01, 2022
by the san diegan August 02, 2018
When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
by Gabby k March 10, 2015
After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 04, 2022
When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
A frostbitten penis.
by rainbow shithead May 06, 2019