When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.
for example:
"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"
"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"
"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
by bdcb September 22, 2012
Going Public refers to an online secret relationship in a social network system (like facebook) between 2 people that is kept in a chat box so their friends are not aware that they are involved with each other. Thay appear as casual friends to the community; Until 1 or both change their relationship status and announce it to the facebook community.
Joan: "did you see, bill and kelly are going public"
Connie: "yes, Bill changed his relationship status on the home page. "
Connie: "yes, Bill changed his relationship status on the home page. "
by Tonka's Plaything June 13, 2012
noun. A person of glass-half-full mentality who feels compelled to whistle in public areas such as elevators, shopping malls, university campuses, office buildings, trains, etc. Usually despised by those s/he encounters, unless said person is actually good at whistling.
verb. public whistling
verb. public whistling
by Thel200ster March 21, 2007
A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)
Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?
Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.
by thai-germane February 17, 2017
How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.
"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"
by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013
Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."
by Steve Buscemi Fan February 26, 2011
A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.
by Comment Poster June 16, 2008