As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.
by eeveeniks December 18, 2018
When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020
Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
by Levisthelevis March 30, 2019
by br00t4l September 29, 2018
A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
by bigfatratcat August 04, 2021
The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.
ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.
ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,
SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(
CUMMING is required.
ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.
ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,
SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(
CUMMING is required.
Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021