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Tatum

Anyone named Tatum (me) is either a hunky dude (not me) or someone who looks like the nerd emoji (me) they either can bench press 350 pounds (not me) or someone who can name every single pokemon (me), so basically either a chad, or a loser
by Themanofalltime March 13, 2024
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Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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tatum isd

1) a bunch of good well behaved students

2)beautiful girls
3)they have good high test scores
Dang, she's smart she must go to Tatum ISD.
by Anonymous4357 May 11, 2017
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Tatum

Everything about this person is awesome!!!
Evan: you're really cool.
Juniper: yeah, you're such a Tatum!
by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023
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Tatum

Tatum nm a place where the football players fuck goats for fun and the cheerleaders suck them up afterwards where if you don't bang blood they will shove you in a closet until you sleep with your sister where they do lines off a goats ass instead of a stripper
Dude did you hear they pulled a tatum

Steve the other day
by ElQuicky March 15, 2022
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Nasty Tatum

The bitch that gave you awful head and tried to prove to everyone she “doesn’t have a gag reflex
Dude 1- hey um Tatum I thought you didn’t have a gag reflex

Tatum- I don’t, imma make sure I give you that nasty sloppy toppy from nasty Tatum
by Douchebags are scum April 23, 2020
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Tatum

She has amazing knee caps and gives good head
also likes Harry Potter
Dang is that Tatum (yeah) doesn't she have good knee caps (yeah)
by Big duck guy January 8, 2022
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