Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.

Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."

by Heybabe380 January 01, 2024

Male swimmer

That nigga gay asf

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer”

by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 20, 2021

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff April 08, 2014

Back Swimmer

When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.

Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 15, 2024

Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.

I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 15, 2024

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 14, 2021

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 27, 2021