A guy that pours milk before cereal.
by GorillaGuy10 November 27, 2017
Guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.
Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.
Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.
Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.
by Looking out man September 26, 2011
by BTS sucks DICK July 02, 2018
Pretty much the most worthless person you could ever meet. He thinks he is gods gift to woman and an amazing person when actually he sucks in bed, he has multiple children that he doesnt see or pay child support for. He lies about everything and will screw a woman over any way he can and usually owes most people he knows money. He thinks he is batman and pretty much worships him but he cant really afford to have much batman stuff because he blows all his money on stupid shit then lives off everyone else.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for not having a liscense?
Person 2: Yeah but he should just be arrested for being stephen.
Person 2: Yeah but he should just be arrested for being stephen.
by happy_where_i_am_cincodemayo September 29, 2011
someone who will break your heart the minute things get rough. no matter how much you have done to make things normal with stephen, it won't matter because he'll dump you.
by ohhowcliche July 09, 2011
This is an intentional misspelling of the name Steven intended to imply a homosexual undertone. To Stephen is to insist that everyone around you is gay in an effort to mask your own obvious homosexual tendencies.
by Even Steven February 07, 2008
by Queefx7.5 November 24, 2011