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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.
Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!
by Adrena March 19, 2011
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Static Clutch

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.
by Static Clutch May 21, 2023
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Static Personal AI

Static Personal AI (SPA): A type of artificial intelligence that is trained to understand and respond to the interests, preferences, and behaviour patterns of its user, but does not adapt or change its personality over time.
The user was pleased with the Static Personal AI, as it was able to provide relevant advice and recommendations based on their interests without needing to be retrained over time.
by Phieyl February 1, 2023
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The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way
by rennnie October 28, 2023
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Static

"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."

"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"
by PhatBoyYurrt December 21, 2023
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