Spoont

Aussie slang popularised by The Picute Magazine, meaning 'to ejaculate.'Spoont' usually refers to the act and 'Spoonta' as the product. It's aslo used as an exclamation of attractiveness.

"Did you see that girl, mate? Spoont!"
or
"Sadly, my undies are crusty with spoonta."

by dogboy1 May 25, 2008

Spontaneous Combust-a-nut

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly

That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut

by Supraman221 March 14, 2011

spontaneous cumbustion

Cumming without being aroused and with no sexual provocation.

As the airplane took off, Bob spontaneously cumbusted.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.

Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."

by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011

up the spout

pregnant, usually unplanned, as in Up the Pole

She's gone and got herself up the spout, or...
From the great Irish film, The Snapper: "She's gone and got herself up the pole."

Also see Snapper: Fetus, Unborn Baby

by Petra777 January 13, 2008

spontaneous

1. arising from internal cause: resulting from internal or natural processes, with no apparent external influence

2. arising from impulse: arising from natural impulse or inclination, rather than from planning or in response to suggestions from others

3. unrestrained: naturally unrestrained or uninhibited

4. botany growing uncultivated: growing without cultivation

John is so spontaneous.

by G.K June 15, 2007

Spontinuity

The ability to be spontaneous; the ability to keep a girlfriend.

"Why don't you take your girlfriend to Greece? That would increase your spontinuity."

by Lord Osmo January 11, 2006