spineshank

The BEST rock-metal band on this fucking planet. No one will EVER compare to Spineshank. Jonny Santos, Tommy Decker, Rob Garcia & Mike Sarkisyan; are my fucking heroes!! FUCK Integrity!!!

I blast Spineshank in my car while driving by churches on Sunday morning.

by Vegeta_Insane September 25, 2003

totally spies

1.) Show made for young girls to watch

2.) Show made for teenage boys to sexually fantasize about

1.) Little girl: Yay! Totally spies is on!

2.) "Uhuhuhuh. Hey Beavis?"
"What?"
"Did you see that hot blond chick in totally spies or flies or whatever? She's SOOOO hot!"
"Booooiiiiiing! I wanna score with her!!"
"Uhuhuhuh. You said score!"
*Both laugh and eat nachos

by Keep On Truckin' Peepz May 27, 2015

spiked log

A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.

"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"

by LeonC December 15, 2002

red spikey haired rock

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey

"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"

by jhaywhypapi November 5, 2021

Timmy, Johnny, Spike

Types of players in ccg games, originally came from mtg.

Timmy is a "power gamer" who likes things big and strong, prefers straightforward strategies and enjoys winning with a big mighty hit. Typical Timmy deck in mtg is a 'mono green Stompy' where your huge monsters just stomp on your opponent and he dies in pain.

Johnny is a "creative gamer" who likes to build interesting decks, tries different ideas and basically expresses themselves through the game. Johnny is the one who accepts the challenge to not let your memes be dreams. Also appreciates non-gameplay aspects of the game, like lore, art, etc.

Spike is a "competitive player" who plays whatever has the best chances to win. Spike knows the meta and uses all the broken stuff avaliable. Spike will netdeck, steal from the kids and suck the big falota if it brings the victory.

There are also hybrid types to express your unique playstyle and life choices but noone cares, all right

- Oh wow look at that windowlicker retard Timmy playing his forest what a fun game I think I'm gonna die from boredom

- Oh wow look at that Johnny with his 'brew' or is it a starter deck doesn't he have money for real cards what's this clown doing in a constructed play

- Oh wow look at this try-hard Spike playing the same cancer shit as EVERYONE on the ladder why won't they all just circle jerk and call it a draw

- Timmy, Johnny, Spike... I'm mostly a Johnny player because I like to be creative and think outside the box. But I also enjoy mighty plays, so I can say I'm a bit Timmy, just not the stupid one. And of course I'm a Spike too, because I'm highly competitive player and my decks are top tier. I'm a part of furry fandom as well.

by Space_Algae September 21, 2018

mormon spike

To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.

"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."

by J Diggity Dog November 6, 2007

Spike Spiegel

Also just "a Spike." Someone who is like Spike Spiegel from the anime series Cowboy BeBop. A cool dude in his own way. Sort of cheesy and doesn't follow trends. Smooth talker. Similar to an "Austin" in many aspects. Usually smokes, is tall, thin, and has an unusual haircut. Good dresser. Drives a cool car.

"hey, sweet party. Who's that guy just smoking and leaning on the wall over there?"

"I dunno, but he seems like a total Spike Spiegel."

by Blankomoto July 9, 2009