fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
by BariBro1243 November 06, 2014
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Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture
"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us
by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020
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Spider-Man Kiss your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog
by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019
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Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.
by no royals September 28, 2016
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Marvel's Spider Man 2 Game

Spider Man 2 is a video game that is total Shit. it's the most shit game in the world do not let anyone sway your opinion.
Hey did you hear the news that the Marvel's Spider Man 2 game is out? It is the most Shit game ever and has a 23 on Metacritic.
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Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider
What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
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spider-man 3

verb, transitive

1. To add an unnecessary number of villains or antagonists to a work of fiction (usually a film)—more villains than it can sustain while still being "good."

2. To lose control of the balance of multiple villains or antagonists, in the case that the balance was previously maintained (esp. in a TV show, which can hold more villains than a movie).
• Batman V. Superman could have been a good movie if it was just about Batman vs. Superman, but instead they totally spider-man 3'ed it.

• Seasons 1-4 of Game of Thrones pulled off having more than one villain. But when the show split off from the books, they couldn't juggle all the characters and it got spider-man 3'ed.

• The reason 2020 was such a shitty year is because they tried to cram in too much content at once. Terrible pacing, no room to breathe. Covid, toilet paper panic, Australia fires, California fires, George Floyd, Trump's 2nd impeachment, election conspiracy theories, RBG, almost having war with Iran... takes massive bong rip They spider-man 3'ed an entire year.
by burningbusch June 02, 2022
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