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Socom 2

A fun game that isnt in first person (halleluia)

One of the many games that is 100 times better than Halo.
by HALO SUX November 11, 2004
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Sonoma

Sonoma is known as "wine country"
but if your really know, sonoma has the best weed around.
Lets go to sonoma and get a fat bag of weed from saint valentine
by turf burrito May 26, 2011
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sodomint

A small spearmint candy inserted into the rectum prior to a rim job... Insures freshness.
After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.
by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006
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Solomon

sexy ass sorcerer who can and will ruin your life and take you away from your precious demons just with one smooth move of his. also he can’t cook to save his life.
solomon is so sexy omfg
i know man i wanna suck his fat cock
by schlongsucker August 12, 2020
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sodom

City destroyed by God in the Bible because people there liked to "know" each other, but he saved some guy named Lot who tried to whore out his daughters, who were also saved and then later got their dad drunk and had sex with him to get pregnant.

Read Genesis, this is true.

Not to mention that even if "to know" meant "to have sexual intercourse," the men of Sodom intended to RAPE Lot's angelic visitors. Rape, particularly gang rape, is an act of violence first and a sex act second; it is not the same as consensual intercourse between two adults.
The moral of Sodom and Gamorrah is as follows:

Ambiguously gay mobs who may or may not have wanted to invade some sweet divine asshole: BAD!!!

Pimp daddies (literally) who would hand over their own daughters to said mobs to be ravished instead of letting said mobs meet some strangers: GOOD!!!

Incestuous nymphomaniacs who invented the Elektra complex two thousand years before the Oresteia was first performed: GOOD!!!

Mute broads married to said pimp daddies whose only known sin is letting their curiosity get the best of then: BAD!!!
by Da Jezus April 24, 2005
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Sonoma

Place in the Bay Area of California, where absolutely nothing happens. Popular with old people, and drunkards due to the vast selection of wine available.
Hey Edna! Let's go to Sonoma this year on vacation. I hear they have great bingo!
by Josh Baker October 15, 2003
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Solomonic split

Dividing something impossible to divide into two parts. From the Biblical story of King Solomon trying to ascertain the mother of a baby and suggesting that he be split into two, one half for each putative mother. 1 Kings 3:16-28
The partition of Palestine in 1947 was an example of a Solomonic split.
by cbb1377 May 28, 2016
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