The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Sometimes I'm Alone

It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.

Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!

RIP singing cat.

At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!

by Sam Smith twin evil brother June 10, 2024

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

What can I do sometimes

The phrase was used by a former national team coach (Fatih Terim) in an interview. Though grammatically wrong, it entered the Turkish daily language as a way of meaning "there is nothing to do about this" and it is being used in English.

next stop: everything is something happens. :)

X: Abi internet çalışmıyor, maili atamıyorum. (Dude, the internet is not working. I can't send the mail)
Y: What can I do sometimes.

by damlitaa July 2, 2024

sometimers

Sometimers is a condition, which can be thought of as a light version of Alzheimers. If you have Sometimers, you forget things some of the time that are things you should not forget. These are things you talk about often and there is no reason to forget them.

I had Sometimers the other because I could not even remember my son's middle name!

by Mycity2001 January 10, 2024

Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?

Sometimes I forget to play along

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

Sometimes

Always

Smth like ich always wanted Always defia the word sometimes

by Iollooou May 28, 2020