SOB

Seal on a bed sheet. A flag that is usually a blank color with a seal or coat of arms in the middle.
SOBs are are almost always really bad flags due to being overly complex and or boring,

Ex. Most US state flags

Wisconsin's flag is an SOB, pretty boring to be honest.

by Kwit kam January 6, 2023

Sobs

Discord sobs are reactions to comments/media to imply that the post is funny

I need me some sobs

by hanadtv September 27, 2023

SOB

STANDING ON BIDNESSS

u get shi done first then talk abt it. you always do what u say u gon . can b used to say u succeeding . also means u b in yo own lane only worrying bout yo self

u aint SOB😒

i been SOB lately

by 2flee October 29, 2023

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

Sob

Standing On Business

“Girl how you and your man been?”

“I’m not speaking to him, i’m sob.

by Dalingoudntkno614 November 29, 2023

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023