suffering

The third ring of marriage.

first ring is the engagement-ring,
second ring is the wedding-ring ,
and the third we married men know is the suffering

by clampman&viceboy September 25, 2006

snifferentiate

To sort items with one's nose: can apply to prospective dates, food items, and of course, dirty laundry.

Beavis spent all morning going through the hamper, but could not snifferentiate which pair of boxers to wear to his sister's wedding.

by The J-bird April 30, 2006

Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

hole sniffer

Polite term for one who is an asshole.

*As heard on Preston and Steve, 12/08

"Get off the road, hole sniffer!"

"Man, your dad's a real hole sniffer."

"You know, you can be a hole sniffer when you're drunk."

"Get your finger outta there, hole sniffer!"

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008

Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010

Tampon Sniffer

This is a straight male of any color that tries way too hard to hang with a clique of females. This guy is a pure pussy and will love or hate a new female coming into the work place or a school just as if he were a bitch. This guy is just another lame trying to fit in to get laid at some point.

Clique of females are standing around with a tampon sniffer.

girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!

tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!

girl #2:here she comes!

by iheartkoreans October 5, 2011

chocolate sniffer

chocolate sniffer - a woman who propositions, flirts with, or stalks the African-American boyfriend of another woman; usually not a woman of color, but most certainly a woman aware that the male target is currently in a relationship

Those chocolate sniffers had better stay away from my man, while I am out of town.
Damn chocolate sniffers are always hitting on my man!

by Daisy Domergue June 25, 2018