Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.

Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!

by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018

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the somalian smuggler

The act of inserting your finger into the anus of a woman, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position. Invented at the june bug boogie by a drunk biker.

Bro, if she is a keeper, turn her around, slide a finger in her chilly ring while she cowgirls. That's the Somalian smuggler. That's how to work that booty.

by Lil fox July 3, 2017

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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.

Who cares? You fucking donkey smuggler!

by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011

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junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010

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