slurpee

a "slut" who probably has "herpies"

bro watch out for that karen chick i hear she's a slurpee

by thatguyyadigg February 15, 2010

Slurpee

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.

Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!

by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009

A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)

Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!

by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

slurpee nigga

Indian convenience store owner.

That slurpee nigga had no cherry flavor in his icee machine.

by Sweaty Box October 21, 2015

Slurpee bitch

When you throw a slurpee at someone through their car window and yell slurpee bitch

*hits someone with slurpee through car window* “SLURPEE BITCH”

by Poopdealer123 July 24, 2019

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 6, 2020